How far is too far?

At the grocery store last night I was in an adventurous mood. Maybe too adventurous.... I like yogurt. I try to eat it once a day. I get sick of the normal flavors; Raspberry, Strawberry, Vanilla, etc. I will never try anything with banana, so Strawberry Banana and Banana Cream pie are out of the picture. Digression: these must be the most popular brands because the shelves are stocked to China and back with them...or least popular. 

Yogurt flavors have become a creative field since I was 10. They now have flavors like Apple Pie, Strawberry Orange Surprise and Blackberry. I think this is great because who doesn't enjoy a Key Lime Pie yogurt? However, I think they may have gone too far. If you are the daring type I suggest you partake in flavors like Pina Colada or the White Chocolate Strawberry. These, to me, are acceptable adventurous flavors - you can't go wrong. Completely unacceptable flavors, but appealing at first glance, are: Pineapple Upside Down Cake, Strawberry Shortcake and Cinnamon Roll.

I made the mistake of jumping at an unacceptable but appealing flavor - Red Velvet Cake. Do not get this flavor. I repeat, do not get this flavor. You will definitely be disappointed...very disappointed.

I asked my co-worker how a flavor like Key Lime Pie is so good, but Red Velvet Cake is so horribly disgusting. Her answer was simple - it's all in the texture. Real key lime pie has a texture similar to yogurt whereas red velvet cake does not. Therefore one would conclude, Red Velvet Cake yogurt will be disgusting.

I thought about adding a picture of my yogurt (yes I did take a few), but I don't want to get sued for posting a picture of a brand. If you really wish to see the pictures email me. :)

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And now for the Sweater of the Day! See if you can spot the difference....