I think I'm going to cry...

It's finally here! I can't believe its taken this long! I think I might shed a tear or cry full-fledged like a little girl.

I don't even know where to begin, honestly. I think I'll post a picture first, then explain a little. However I don't think words will do justice...

The Lysol Automatic Handsoap Dispenser!! I have a list of things that would make a perfect world...this was on it. Oh yea, this is a germaphobes answer to stingy hand sanitizer. PLUS the soap smells like cucumber melon. It's like Lysol was thinking of me. I bet their think tank said "what can we do for Tennille? She's so cool and we just want to make her days go by a little bit faster, a little bit sweeter." Then the chic-geeky guy said, "I know! Let's make an automatic handsoap dispenser! She hates washing her hands because she has to push the already dirty pump. I feel so bad for her."

This is like my Oscar. My iPhone. My filet mignon. Whatever rocks your boat, this dispenser is like that for me. Obviously - I mean I a) wrote a blog about it, b) posted a blurb on facebook and c) took a flippin' picture! I'm obsessed! AND, it was only 5 bucks. Sniff, sniff...world peace has nothing on this dispenser.