I know toasts are rarely done anymore-especially when you're 29. I mean it's not like you go to a kegger and start toasting "Slainte", right? And I go to a lot of keggers now that I'm older, so I should know.
Why don't people toast anymore? Is it because we don't have cool things to toast to? I've decided I'm going to start toasting everything - we sit down for lunch and I have a diet coke-TOAST. I drink my powder medication in the morning-TOAST. I'm at a kegger with a 2 dollar red cup-TOAST. I think it would make every drink taste better.
Plus depending on the toast I could: add years to my life, bring good health and friends to my table and be in heaven before the devil knows I'm dead!
Now I just need to come up with my own toast...
"May you never confuse their, they're or there"
"To my captain, wherever he shall be"
"Awesome!"
"This is as good as it gets"
Go Hawkeyes"
"To the rotisserie chicken who haunts me dreams. May I wake up to you on my plate one day"
I'll have to give this some serious thought. In the mean time, I think I will use: "Annyong"
Toasting is very popular in the D family. There nothing quite like clinking your wineglass to a plastic sippy cup and hearing a two year old say, "Cheers!"
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